Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
vagina is talking i cant
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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