Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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