I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
