i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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