cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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