You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize