i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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