i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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