I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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