I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Randomize
