Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
