so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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