i just google imaged poop.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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