Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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