Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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