Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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