it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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