I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
