But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
