Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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