i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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