I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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