I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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