literally had 100 drinks last night.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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