You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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