She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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