kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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