But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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