There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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