Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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