we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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