So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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