I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
whose parrot is this?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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