What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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