Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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