Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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