Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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