i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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