well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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