Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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