I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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