Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Barsexuality is the new black.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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