My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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