I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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