Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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