you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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