She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
home. puking in laundry basket.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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