evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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