I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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