On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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