Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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