Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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