Is it because I queefed?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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