toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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